Rascal House Caters Holiday Parties. Everybody Dance Now!

November is the month for giving, being thankful and writing blog posts with so many 1990s references you’ll be telling us to Cut. It. Out. In fact, Rascal House likes November so much we stretch it all the way to December 31st. Our award-winning catering, if I can speak figuratively for a minute, is a […]

Remember the True Meaning of Halloween By Eating Pizza on October 31st

Remember the thrill of trick-or-treating when you were a kid? How you couldn’t wait to get home and pour that entire bag of hard-earned goodies onto the shag carpet of your parents’ living room floor? (Before going all Augustus Gloop on it!) Kind of like that box of Rascal House pizza you now hold in […]

It’s National Dessert Day. SWEEEEEET!

The other day I said to a friend, “Quick, what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you hear National Dessert Day?” He said, “Sahara.” I said, “National Dessert Day, not National Desert!” He looked me square in the eye and told me once again, “Sahara.” “Stop fooling around, I’m being serious!” I said. […]

Rascal’s NEW Teriyaki Thai Chicken Pizza Is 2 Favorite Foods In One!

When I was a kid my family didn’t agree on everything. Take dinner for instance. When Dad asked us what we wanted, half the room chanted PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! While the other half yelled TERIYAKI THAI CHICKEN! TERIYAKI TAI CHICKEN! TERIYAKI TAI CHICKEN! We were a house divided. But Dad simply smiled and headed to […]

National Chicken Month

September is National Chicken Month and we know what you’re thinking. And yes, a See ‘n Say that features all of our chicken menu items talking would be nice. We can only imagine how this might change the world. But we can’t have everyone ages 12 months and up walking around out there pulling a […]

National Cheese Pizza Day

In honor of National Cheese Pizza Day, which is celebrated every year on September 5th, we thought it would be nice to let a slice of our cheese pizza say a few words. But we should warn you. She’s quite dramatic for someone who doesn’t spend the entire time she’s inside our oven staring at […]

Happy Gyro (Yee-ro) Day!

You remember the movie Footloose, right? A boy named Ren moves from Chicago to a town called Beaumont. Then he finds out they don’t allow dancing, which makes him say, “jump back!” because what’s he gonna do now? Do you know how many mix-tapes he has sitting in his Volkswagen Beetle? Well, you may not […]

It’s National Burger Day. (Again!)

We know what you’re thinking: Didn’t we just celebrate National Burger Day last month? Actually, that was Hamburger Day. We know…semantics, shemantics! Maybe burgers have it in their contract to get celebrated more than once a year. In fact, we count 3 burger days on the useless holidays calendar we adamantly adhere to: May 28th […]

Our Hearts Are All A Flutter: It’s National Bacon Lover’s Day!

If you ever profess an undying love for bacon and someone says, “if you love bacon so much, why don’t you marry it?”, don’t take it personal. We love bacon, too. Sometimes we sit under hickory smoked bacon thought bubbles picking flower petals. Bacon loves us, it loves us not. Bacon loves us! We also […]

It’s Back to School Time. Contain Yourselves!

Some people see the words ‘back to school’ and think books, homework and no more sleeping in. We see a mathematical equation that’s so obvious, you won’t need to rent the kid from Good Will Hunting to figure it out. B=Buffalo Wings with Hot or Mild BBQ, Honey Mustard or Sweet Chili Sauce. They’re soooooo […]