November is the month for giving, being thankful and writing blog posts with so many 1990s references you’ll be telling us to Cut. It. Out. In fact, Rascal House likes November so much we stretch it all the way to December 31st. Our award-winning catering, if I can speak figuratively for a minute, is a food spread that rocks holiday office parties like a C & C Music Factory video. One slice of our pepperoni pizza and Michelle in accounts receivable is a Fly Girl on In Living Color!
Worried about having enough food for your holiday party? We’re not gonna make you sweat. We got pizza. Excuse me, Rascal House pizza. With double-proofed dough, signature sauces, your choice of dozens of fresh toppings. And wicked mad flavor to turn you and everyone you know into home remodelers. You know, so you can raise the roof.
What’s the 4-1-1 on our Tossed Salad? It’s made fresh and loaded with tomatoes, cucumbers and 100% cheddar. Just don’t ask Sal of ABC Construction for a bite. He may tell you to Step Off.
Our Pasta with Marinara Sauce and Meatballs opens up a can of Whoop-There It Is! (If, by some weird chance, you’re wondering who makes Cleveland’s best pasta with marinara sauce and meatballs).
Our Chicken Tenders and Wings are not just phat, they’re succulent and juicy. We still have no idea how we fit so many of them into our platters, but you don’t see us bugg’n, do ya?
Our Garlic Sesame Breadsticks are designed to turn even the saltiest partygoer into a Home Skillett (that’s 90s for close friend)!
Throw in some trays of Overstuffed Subs and Fresh Wraps. Then sit back and hear absolutely no one say, “Gotta bounce!”
Oh snap – we almost forgot our fresh-made brownies and cookies! Like everything else we bring to your crib, they’re all that!
We know, we know. Time for us to Cut. It. Out.
Open up a Pandora’s Box of cheesy references (from any period) by letting Rascal House cater your holiday party or special event. Then share on Twitter or Instagram using #RascalHouse, or post on our Facebook page!