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Remember the True Meaning of Halloween By Eating Pizza on October 31st


Remember the thrill of trick-or-treating when you were a kid? How you couldn’t wait to get home and pour that entire bag of hard-earned goodies onto the shag carpet of your parents’ living room floor? (Before going all Augustus Gloop on it!) Kind of like that box of Rascal House pizza you now hold in your hands. If you think placing it on the passenger seat is going to keep it intact until you get home, think again. That’s a Rascal House Deluxe. Aged pepperoni. Sliced mushrooms. Green peppers. Red onion. Mild Italian sausage on a bed of 100% pure provolone cheese. An aroma that stretches from 1836 Euclid Avenue all the way to your house in Garfield Heights. You better put it in the back seat. The last person who tried making it home with a Rascal House Deluxe on the passenger seat had to turn around and come all the way back for another Rascal House Deluxe because he just couldn’t bare the thought of facing his wife and kids with a Rascal House Deluxe that was 75% eaten. Giving your loved ones a Rascal House Deluxe that is 75% eaten is like giving your loved ones the worst Halloween ever. Even an extreme optimist knows that!

Rehash the thrill of Halloweens past with a piping hot pizza from Rascal House. Then share on Twitter or Instagram using #RascalHouse, or post on our Facebook page!Halloween 2019

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