If you ever profess an undying love for bacon and someone says, “if you love bacon so much, why don’t you marry it?”, don’t take it personal. We love bacon, too. Sometimes we sit under hickory smoked bacon thought bubbles picking flower petals. Bacon loves us, it loves us not. Bacon loves us! We also think people who are members of the Sir Francis Bacon Fan Club are the bee’s knees because they belong to a fan club that has the word bacon in it. You see, bacon has a way of making everything good even better. Like our Original Pan Pizza. Our Chicken Bacon Ranch pizza. Our Hawaiian Luau pizza. Our Meat Lovers Pizza. Our Super Deluxe Pizza. Our BLT Wrap. We even put bacon on Rascal Burgers because we know how much you love bacon on Rascal Burgers. Then we dim the lights real low and listen to Barry Manilow songs until the cows come home. Had you going there for a minute, didn’t we? We meant Air Supply.