It’s Back to School Time. Contain Yourselves!
Some people see the words ‘back to school’ and think books, homework and no more sleeping in. We see a mathematical equation that’s so obvious, you won’t need to...
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Break out the Bread and Meat. It’s National Sandwich Month!
When I was a kid, I only ate one kind of sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly. Yeah, I had unsophisticated taste buds back then. My parents couldn’t take me...
Grab A Rascal Burger and Go to Your Happy Place: It’s National Hamburger Day!
They say hamburgers are supposed to take you to your happy place. Which is kind of redundant because I’m already at Rascal House getting ready to bite into a...
Golden Delicious Rascal House Fries Are No Small Potatoes
Hey, golden delicious Rascal House Fries. Fancy meeting you here. What’s that, it’s National French Fry Day? I suppose you want a story. Not now, golden delicious Rascal House...
Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
I’ll never forget the day I learned Cleveland was hosting the 2019 Major League All-Star game. January 27th, 2017. I was standing in front of Rascal House, admiring it...
Will The Real Inventor Of Caesar Salad Please Stand Up?
It’s National Caesar Salad Day. Can you guess which one of these stories about Caesar Salad is true? Ave, I’m Julius Caesar. I was a military general who was...
It’s International Picnic Day (or as I like to call It, The Superdelicious Start of Picnic Season)
The very first day of picnic season is like Opening Day for me. That’s because Rascal House has 5 different Box Lunches and each one is like hitting a...
A Father Questions Why He Got Macaroni Art Instead of a Philly Steak Grinder on Father’s Day
Dear Son, Thanks for the macaroni art you made me for Father’s Day. Your depiction of an astronaut walking on a moon made of cheese was quite unexpected. But...
Remembering Our Heroes: Fallen Soldiers and People Who Serve
Many Americans will spend today, Memorial Day, remembering our fallen soldiers. It could be all the heroes we read about in history books. But all too often it hits...
A Mother’s Day Appeal (A Few Days Before Mother’s Day)
Dear Son, I love you very much. But a mom can only take so much macaroni art. I have macaroni art in the kitchen, the living room, all three...