Pizza Delivery Puts The ‘Super’ in Super Bowl

January 25th, 2019 by Rascal M

We like everything about the Super Bowl. The game. Delivering pizza. Unbiased surveys. Surveys? Oh, yeah. When asked what they like most about the Super Bowl, 9 out of 10 people said pizza delivery. The 10th person had been living under a rock for 39 years and had never heard of pizza delivery.

“Seriously?” we asked the person who had been living under a rock for 39 years.

“Yeah. I watch the game on TV every year. You’d be surprised how good the reception is. Does pizza delivery really make the experience better?”

We gave him a slice of Rascal House original pan pepperoni pizza. It’s hot, steamy and has enough pepperoni to cover the length of a football field ten times over. We double-proof our dough so it’s fluffier, tastier and makes you feel like you’re already at Disneyland. We labor over our sauce like a Vince Lombardi quote: The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. We use 100% pure provolone, sharp cheddar or feta cheese. It’s stretchy. It’s gooey. It’s why the Chicago Bears did the Super Bowl Shuffle. But enough about us. We return now to the guy who’s been living under a rock for 39 years. He has one bite left. He. Could. Go. All. The. Way. TOUCHDOWN! We stick around for 3 hours while he reenacts every single touchdown celebration in Super Bowl history with great poise and accuracy. Like a postgame reporter, we muster the courage to ask for a comment…

“So, what do you think?”

“I think this is going to be the best Super Bowl ever!”

2019 marks our 39th year delivering pizza. That means we started delivering pizza when guys named Terry Bradshaw, Mean Joe Greene and Franco Harris were still playing football! Tackle your ultimate Super Bowl experience by having everything on the Rascal House roster delivered to you in time for kickoff. Then share your Super Bowl photos with us on Twitter or Instagram using #RascalHouse, or post on our Facebook page!

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