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Golden Delicious Rascal House Fries Are No Small Potatoes

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Hey, golden delicious Rascal House Fries. Fancy meeting you here. What’s that, it’s National French Fry Day? I suppose you want a story. Not now, golden delicious Rascal House Fries. I’m writing about Rascal Burger. Go play with Waffle Fries or something. You can do that “You say Potato, I say Potahto” bit you love so much, then we’ll talk. Yeah, I know National French Fry Day comes before National Burger Day, but I got some really good ideas about burgers and to be honest I’m not feeling you right now. Oh, I didn’t mean it like that. No, don’t start singing that “All by Myself” song! You’re not Eric Carmen, I’m not a record producer, and it’s not 1975. If you think feeling sorry for yourself will make me drop everything right now and write a story about you, keep dreaming! You’re going to keep on singing until I give in, aren’t you? Man, you got some pipes. Okay, golden delicious Rascal House Fries, you win. Should I tell our readers that golden delicious Rascal House fries are made fresh and don’t sit in grease all day getting cold and soggy? Should I tell everyone that people love golden delicious Rascal House fries because they’re crispy, not floppy? How taste buds turn into little Lionel Richies and start dancing on the ceiling all night long. Hello, is it me you’re looking for? Yes, I can remind them that you live in a cup. But I don’t think that’s what makes you different. What makes you different is that you taste great all by yourself or with everything else we make here. You know something, golden delicious Rascal House Fries? I think we just wrote your story! Oh no, don’t start singing Hot! Hot! Hot!

Eat a cup of golden delicious Rascal House fries on National French Fry Day. Then sing about it on Twitter or Instagram using #RascalHouse, or post on our Facebook page!

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