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Are You A Rascal House Fanatic? Take Our Test.

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You’re stranded on a desert island with an endless supply of Baked Meatball Subs from Rascal House when a plane suddenly appears. Keep in mind these are meatball subs with thick, hearty marinara sauce and melted provolone cheese. Do you:

-Hide, clutching all of your Baked Meatball Subs, under a giant tarp so the pilot does not see you and calls off the rescue mission?

-Run to the highest point of the island singing “I’ll Stop the World and Melt with You” at the top of your lungs, hoping that the pilot might be the girl of your dreams and land that plane so you can live happily ever after with all those Baked Meatball Subs?

-Write messages in the sand proclaiming your undying love for Baked Meatball Subs? Like, HOW DOES -RASCAL HOUSE DO IT? Or, BEING LOST WITH BAKED MEATBALL SUBS RULES!

-All of the above

You’re sitting in a park when someone hands you a plate of Rascal House Buffalo Wings with Sweet Chili sauce and says, “I’ll give you a thousand dollars if you keep an eye on these for fifteen minutes, AND (and this is a big AND) you promise not to eat one of them.” Do you:

-Eat all of them and remind them that they only said not to eat one?

-Ask for the money up front. Then, after they leave, eat one of them. When they return, give them their thousand dollars back and say, “best thousand dollars I ever spent!”?

-Ask them if they also come in Hot, Mild BBQ and Honey Mustard?

-All of the above

A giant meteor is hurtling toward earth. No, much worse. You’re stuck in traffic on I-77 with a Pepperoni Extreme pizza from Rascal House on the seat next to you. Do you:

-Call home and explain to your family the predicament that you’re in, and let them know that you love them, and because you love them you may need to eat one or two slices to keep your energy up, because no one should sit in traffic on an empty stomach?

-Stay strong and get through the crisis by talking to the Pepperoni Extreme Pizza? “What’s a nice-looking pizza like you doing in a place like this?”

-Play a game of I Spy with said Pepperoni Extreme Pizza? “I spy a happy family waiting for us at home.” (WARNING: Never play “Punch Buggy” with your Pepperoni Extreme pizza! Don’t even think about it!)

-All of the above  

If you answered yes to any one of the questions above, you’re an ultimate Rascal House fanatic. Your priorities are in line and you have a wonderful life ahead of you. You hold the key to eternal life and happiness. And given half a chance, you’d probably eat Rascal House three times a day without us having to twist your arm.

Thanks for taking the test. Share your love for Rascal House on Twitter or Instagram using #RascalHouse, or post on our Facebook page!Stop calling for help i dont want to share my Meatball Subs

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